My Friends
These are by my friends. Please do not take any!
Dreams can be better than reality or become reality. - Victor
I told Dave I need a cardboard cut-out of him so I can always have him. That's kind of like the flatten me instead of flatter me. - Courtney
My greatest accomplishment is being good enough for you. - David talking about his girlfriend Courtney
That's just part of life: you get hurt, but you get over it and move on with your life, it's part of life and it happens to everyone. That's the risk you take with falling in love. - Merri-Lynn
Tana: Twenty bucks for batteries?! That's worse than a gas station!
The Radio Shack clerk: Those are rechargable.
Tana: Do you have any regular batteries?
RS: Yes, right there.
Tana: How much are they?
RS: Like eight bucks.
Tana, Meagan, and I: Ohhh!
-Trip to the mall for band marching contest. You probably had to have been there, but it was hilarious!
Ah, nothing like some good demon influenced post hardcore metal. - John
Me: Guys just suck.
Dane: Yeah, we do. The only reason girls are with guys is because of the lack of options.
Please remove slowly to expose adhesive.
Hey Meagan, Happy Kwanza!
That hurt like a M O!
Eureka!
- good times with Meagan
You are like a rose that blossoms every day of the year. - Bradley talking about Meagan
Enjoy today. Yesterday's gone and tomorrow may never come. - My friend Shea's motto for last year
Madison gets a cell phone for her birthday:
Madison: Meagan! Call me!
Meagan: calls
Madison: Awesome! (looks at all the buttons) How do you answer?!
- Madison's 16th birthday
I feel like a stripper that no one wants to see. - Meagan while we were putting on our uniforms for UIL band (black marching pants, white tuxedo shirt, and black boetie)
Christianity isn't a religion, it's a relationship. - Joey
Ugh! I hate guys! I swear! This is why girls become lesbians! - Lauren (and, no, she is far from being a lesbian, she just had a bad day)
You know....if you ever go temporarily insane, you shouldn't go out and shoot innocent citizens like most people do....try some weeding instead...you'd be surprised... - Spencer
I am so bored. Like a fence. - Bradley/Meagan
"Living life to its fullest" means to do everything you can for other people and yourself. Not to be selfish, but to care a lot about yourself. And to make a difference in the world. - Alex
It’s always fun talking smack until you get smacked. - Audrey
How many quotes of me do you have on your quotes page? Just one? Sheesh... I mean I say interesting, profound, and hilarious quote-page-worthy things all the time... you'd never guess I only have one quote. - David
There is only one guy truly worth your time. His name is God. -
Vicky (thanks, btw)
Good morning, honey biscuit. - Dane
Talk about P-Ville. I gotta go. - Emily (Meagan's sister)
Some Guy: Hey, girl! Hey, sorry, I didn't catch your name.
Meagan: I don't have a name.
Guy: Oh, so it's gonna be like that. I see.
Meagan and I walk off.
- Some guys hitting on her at the mall (what a
bad pick-up line)
Meagan: I'm bored, I wanna do something.
Me: I wanna... do something.
Meagan: I just said that.
Me: I know. That's why I said it.
(laughing)
Me: I made a funny.
Meagan: That was funny!
(much more laughs)
Julia on the mind is perfect medicine. - Dane
Me: So how's life?
Spencer: Life?
Me: Yes.
Spencer: Nah... I'm a corn flakes kid.
Me: Man, I am sorry. I've been talking this
whole time.
Meagan: Not the whole time.
Me: Well, 95% of it.
Meagan: Well, I've talked 5% of it.
Me: Oh, so we're even...
- Phone call with Meagan
Me: I'll miss you!
Spencer: Not as much as I'll miss you.
Spencer: That sounded kind of wrong.
Me: Yeah, sounds like you're gonna kill me.
Spencer: That's what I was thinking.
Sara: Draw a jello.
Me: A jello? What's a jello?
Sara: It's that thing. You know. It has that thing. You know what I'm talking about.
Me: Nooo, I don't.
Sara: You play it like this: (does string motions).
Me: A guitar? I already drew one. A dulcimer? A viola? A violin? A bass? A cello?
Sara: Yeah! That's it! A cello! I thought it was a jello!
- Sara, the (then) 4 year old I babysit
Me: so Bradley, enjoying the "enternet?"
Bradley: why
Bradley: shutup
Bradley: haha
Me: hehehehe
Bradley: leave me along
Bradley: alonge
Me: took you long enough
Me: alone?
Bradley: alnoe
Bradley: alone
Bradley: haha
Bradley: man
- IM conversation with Bradley when Meagan told me he spelled "internet" wrong and I had to give him a hard time
Me: What's 12-5?
Meagan: 3.
- Meagan getting confused.
You're one crazy hound pup! - Meagan
I'm one crazy hound kitty! - Meagan the next day
Erica C. (9/24/03): It's Christmas tomorrow!
Me: Nooo, it's the 25th tomorrow, but it kinda has to be December for it to be Christmas.
Erica: So I was just a couple months off...
No, you have Julia! - Meagan (she meant to say "night vision" instead of "Julia")
Did you know that Spanish sounds like spinach? - Oscar walking into the room in Spanish (so random)
I'm trying to stick a penny up my nose. Oooh! It's up there! Let me try the other nostril.
Later on...
Ooh, I smell copper. It smells gross. Ew. Ew. Now my pathway's all cleared. - Meagan
Stephanie: Do you enjoy frolicking in flowers?
Me: Never done it before, but it sounds like fun.
(submitted by
Stephanie)
He saw her on her bike and it was like meals on wheels. - Meagan
Keep the holy day Sabbath. - Betty (played by Courtney in our Betty and Barbara series)
Get that bacteria out of my brain! - Meagan
Look, Scott! Now I can hold on and you can't! Isn't that great?! - Sara talking to her brother
I need a life! - Meagan
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, wuzzy wuzzy. - Meagan
What I really said: "Tiger, I'm so sorry!"
What Meagan thought I said: "We're going on a safari!"
I can tickle myself. - Meagan
She's a hot mama eating machine! - Brandon (Meagan's little brother) when we were discussing how much Meagan likes hot things
No, in my re-al-ity. - Meagan
Me: So how are you?
Emily: I'm goooood
Emily: How are you?
Me: Good, tired
Me: You?
Emily: Hahaha, I'm goooood
Emily: You?
Me: I already said, Emily
Emily: So did I, hahaha
Emily: That's why I did it again
Don't push it in! - Stephen
Kiss my forehead. - Dayne
It's 11 o'clock! It's almost Christmas! In New York the ball's already dropped! - Julia (submitted by Meagan)
Me: My mom got me apples.
Meagan: Oh, I didn't know you liked apples.
Me: Yup, I do.
Meagan: Oh, what kind of apples?
Me: Red apples.
Meagan: Oh, cool.
- Only Meagan and I could hold a conversation on apples.
I did some jumping today... with what's that thing... a rope. - Meagan
Guys are like shoes. Some of them make you feel really comfortable. Some of them are really cute, though some of them really hurt. Sometimes, you outgrow them and need something new. Some of them light things up. Others seem to make far too much noise. And it's always better to have two. - Ashley
Estrogen is a labyrinth and testosterone is a one way street. - Dane
I'm a raptor. Rrr. - Meagan
But perfection
isn't something that you should expect, but more of something that you
should strive for. - Victor
Me: What's your favorite memory?
Richard: The second stick of RAM in my laptop - it's 256 mb.
Sweet noise! - Meagan
She was faded out... - Meagan
Kick her again! - Meagan
Their mix has been in it. - Meagan
I totally thought your voice was a ringtone. - Meagan
I'm such a star. - Meagan after seeing how many quotes she has here
I have to pee before I go to the bathroom. - Me (submitted by Meagan)
Isn't it weird how you can't move each individual toe? - Me (submitted by Meagan)
Dad's eating these chocolate covered peanut clusters
Dad: What's in these things?
Mom: What things?
Dad: These peanut things.
Meagan yawns
Me: That was the mother of all yawns.
Meagan: Wait until you hear the papa.
I thought it was porn at first, but I had to go back and make sure. - Meagan (it was one of those Discovery Channel-type shows where they show some kind of third world culture or whatever)
Meagan: It's a grape orchard.
Me: Or a vineyard.
Meagan wakes up to the phone ringing...
Meagan: What do I do?! What do I do?!
...Just keep in mind that it's usually better to be happy for a long time than just being happy for a moment or two. - Victor Ly
Me: How'd you get to be so perfect?
Clay: Just with the right girl, I guess.
Next time you get a Starbucks coffee or a BOB at Whataburger remember there's a soldier out there sitting on a mountain with a granola bar and a water keeping you safe. - John (now a US Army Specialist)
